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CLEVER SAYINGS

 
 

Clever Sayings ... Fun One-liners ... Silly Bumper Stickers... Seen on T-shirts, etc. 

Have you read this one:

  Will Work for Liquor.
  got beer?
  Alcohol may be the road to nowhere, but at least its the scenic route.
  Drinks Well With Others.
  That's MR. Bartender to you.
  That's MS. Bartender to you.

  How can I be so thirsty in the morning, when I drank so much last night?

  There are NO bad cocktails, just bad drinkers.
  Official 7-Up® slogan:
    "Make 7 ... UP Yours".
  WHISKEY: Making Driving More Exciting Since 1903!
  When I was your age... We had to walk 2 miles, up hill, in zero degree weather, to get this drunk!
  Beer ... It's What's For Dinner.
  Drink Liquor ...
    Do stupid things easier and not remember.
  Life is too short ... to drink cheap liquor.
  Jack Daniel's Distillers®:  
    "Tribute:  131 Years, Seven Generations, One Recipe.  Enough Said."
  Challenge = Tequila.
     When life presents a challenge ... take your best shot.
  Slammed I Am!
    "I would drink beer with a goat, on a boat, in a box, in my sox, in a car, at a bar.  I do, I do, I do like beer!"     (spinoff on Dr. Seus)
  Paint Chips Make Me Thirsty.
    Chowing down lead paint chips can work up a thirst and lower your IQ.
  I See Drunk People.
(parody of the classic line from the movie, "The Sixth Sense")
  People Like You... 
    Are the reason people like me drink.
  It's Happy Hour!  Let's Drink!  It's 5:00 somewhere...
  I'm NOT an Alcoholic.
    I'm a Drunk.
    Alcoholics go to meetings.
  I Have a Beer Problem...
Joe and John split a quarter keg of beer.  There are (approx.) 41 mugs of beer to be drank from the keg, and each mug contains 12oz of beer.  After one hour and 4 mugs, Joe has to take a leak.  John however needs to take a leak after only 2 mugs during this time.  If both Joe and John continue drinking for six hours... How many leaks will be taken during this period by each and how many mugs will remain in the quarter of keg?
  Teamwork = Keg of Beer.
Teamwork is the ability to work as a group towards a common vision ... Even if that vision becomes extremely blurry while working.
  I Graduated with a 4.0 
     (Blood Alcohol Level).
  Never Underestimate the Power of Intoxicated People in Large Groups.
  Do you believe in Love at First Sight... or do I have to buy you another drink?
  Rehab is for Quitters.
  BEER:  Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1862!
  You call me DRUNK
     ... like it's a bad thing.
  Finish Your Beers... 
    (There are sober people in China!)
  ALCOHOL:  It's Cheaper Than Therapy!
  My Teachers Said I Could Be Anything...
     so I became Drunk.
  One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor...
  If You Can't Say Something Nice...
    Keep Drinking.
 

 

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Original list of Sayings compiled 07/11/02 by WebWiser.com.

   

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