"Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast".
-- William Shakespeare:  The Comedy of Errors, Act 3 scene 1.

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -
 they have no holidays."
 -- Henny Youngman

      
  "Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer"  

You know Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, 
Comet and Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.

But do you recall,
The most famous reindeer of all? 

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names.
They'd never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games.

Then all the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You'll go down in history!"

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